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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Without context, this could be easily dismissed.

However, OP is posting on 4chan, so it's likely he did pose a threat.

That said, it's fake and gay.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

fake: Anon didn't have a gf.

gay: anon had a bf.

[–] match@pawb.social 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if you have multiple guns and can't afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You either overestimate how much guns cost or underestimate how much lawyers cost.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or any of the scenarios where op is no longer employed or self employed and between jobs. Court appointed attorneys are based on current income iirc.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

LOL, I have shitloads of guns, unemployed. Ya got me! And it's not like selling them would bring me any amount of lawyer time.

$1,000 AR-15, $800 used, at best. That's 3 hours of lawyer time and a few emails. I couldn't get $300 for most of my crappy guns.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon writing fanfic flirting with male cops

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago (19 children)

"She's probably right." "Dude was probably violent." "Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court" "Just give up your guns!"

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

I'm pro gun, I'm just considering the statistics of a 4chan-er. Maybe that's profiling, but I'm not a judge. He should certainly have his day in court, I'm just predicting the outcome.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Lot of US leftists and liberals hate guns, as a reaction to the right’s obsession with them.

It is a stupid and dangerous reaction, because they give up their means of self-defense against far right militias and a fascist government.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You're spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I'm actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they've been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I'd rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

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[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I think we just don't like guns.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemmy wants it easier for cops to take away your guns, but simultaneously distrust the cops and want to abolish the police. So which is it lol?

But then again, this is 4chan so Anon probably is on the side of the tyrants anyways; they think they're part of "the good ones".

And they're probably borderline homicidal, just looking at stats.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I wonder if anon left something out? Like, threating to kill her or the person(s) she cheated with. Or some of the weapons being illegal? Nah, it would have been included if they weren't. Some people have high drama lives.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Probably the part where this never happened, Anon is trying to get people mad at Red flag laws and women

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago

I'm very sure he was very amicable and reasonable about it. He's on 4chan, after all.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

FYI, women are just as capable of being terrible people as men are

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but this is 4chan, so the odds aren't in OP's favor.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

My understanding is there is not a single state with red flag laws that allow all weapons to be seized based on one person's word. Well other than a doctor giving a professional diagnosis.

For everyone else you have to have some evidence. Either multiple people witnessing threats/harassment video, or text based evidence.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is the horror story for red flag laws existing.

Now imagine the horror stories of red flag laws not existing.

You don't even have to imagine, just listen to one of the million true crime podcasts. Then multiply all those cases by 5 for all the minority women who they don't talk about.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I appreciate the 100% complete, unbiased and unvarnished picture of the situation Green OP (Gropey?) has painted for us.

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Funny to read the comments. I don't want to judge anyone as Im not american and I grew up without even touching a real gun.

Its just amazing how big role guns play in US culture. I can't imagine owning one, but most americans can't live without them. Its very bizarre.

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's not most Americans. It's about a third (which is still huge) and less than half of the population living in a gun owning household.

Then there's a spectrum of how "important" guns are culturally. There are in my experience 3 categories of gun owners.

  1. People who own a gun or two. They may take it to the range or hunt, but mostly it's tucked securely away and they don't think about it or use it.

2)Then there are collectors and enthusiasts. They enjoy firearms as a hobby. They have multiple. They watch firearms videos on social media. They go to gun shows and might join a club related to the hobby.

3)Then there are the paranoid psychopaths for whom gun ownership and the insistence that they could have to defend themselves at any time is constantly at the forefront of their mind. They wish they had a reason to shoot someone and may end up shooting someone anyway.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (19 children)

The comments here are a good example of how the gun control movement is the left-wing counterpart to the pro-life movement. It's origin lies in emotion, not reason. It's filled with fallacious arguements and when that fails to convince someone, the movement tends to move towards snarky comments and outright hostility.

Evem those that are trying to be reasonable by drawing conclusions based on data almost always are using cherry-picked statistics that was fed by those trying to manipulate them.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I don't avoid guns due to a fear of crime. I avoid guns due to a fear of negligence.

Every single day, someone in my family does something negligent, but ultimately harmless. Oops. Now there's an extra dirty dish. Oops. Broke a coaster. Oops. Dirty towel. Oops. Got sprayed with water.

Putting a gun in that situation would be pretty dangerous.

I suppose some households could keep guns responsibly. Mine could not, despite my personal practices.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

It's very amusing to read such things from outside the American hellscape. Well, "amusing."

Let's say eventually there comes a government overreach that a popular armed uprising puts down. Every day until that day, children die. Accidental death from firearms is one of the leading causes of death of children in your country. (Do you feel that pricking sensation in your neck and face or are you immune to shame?) If the rebellion doesn't come soon enough (or at all) then you are underwater in terms of dead children. So, how long is that runway? How long do you get to keep killing children until you have to admit, fuck, this is costing us more than it's worth?

HAVE YOU EVEN DONE THE MATH, or are you just working from feelings?

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wtf? Cops just come and take your shit away because some girl said so?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No. Thats 4chan, a place of lies and deception.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_law

Despite being blatantly unconstitutional (deprives a citizen of rights based on an accusation without trial) red flag laws exist in 21 states.

In this particular thread, 4chan is a better source of information than Lemmy.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

If you can afford a bunch of guns there's no chance in hell you're getting approved for a public defender. Good luck anon

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Anon can easily get a lawyer pro-bono, with contingency fee, who would nail a case like this to a cross.

In civil court, because she defamed him causing real and considerable loss of property, and psychological harm.

As for defending, Anon hasn't really outlined any laws he might have broken...? Court for what? Just go to the trial and explain your side clearly and concisely: never a threat to anybody, cheating girlfriend made a false report.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

lol I'd love to meet the lawyer who would be willing to defend a 4channer on contingency.

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