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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Should register the car. That's what they should do.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And get a driver's license.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No need to get a driver's license as they are not "driving"

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It never gets old

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pull a gun and stand your ground. Sovcits can do whatever they want.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well cops are the real sovcits, so you're completely correct.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget to screech "AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?" at them

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 27 points 2 weeks ago

These stupid sovcit fuckwits and their "not for commerce" plates...

What they should be doing is conveying the vehicle to the nearest navigable waterway, and putting it on the boat launch ramp, allowing it to touch the water.

Now, it is no longer a land vehicle at all. It is a self-portaging, sea-going vessel. So long as you convey it regularly (monthly) between sea ports (boat ramps), it is now a boat, not a car. Land-based police have no jurisdiction over it, and it is no longer restricted to noncommercial use only.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought not having a plate meant your vehicle wasn't allowed to move until you fixed that?

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’M NOT MOVING, I’M TRAVELING AND BASED ON THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Based on naval law this is a tugboat capable of moving your mother, officer.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

I was just traveling to SeaWorld to tow her.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

No tugboat is that strong.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IT SAYS "NOT FOR COMMERCE" RIGHT THERE! WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT I'M DOING? YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK!

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

GODDAMN ROAD PIRATES

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically but not to sovcits.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But the officer just wrote them a ticket so it's a fine not an impoundment or anything.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All sovcit heard was "so it's fine"

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The sovcit is going to write on the ticket that because his name is capitalized on his birth certificate it’s not him and send it back

On a thirty degree angle.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's what confuses me about some of these stories, mean I'm not from the locations but I always thought no plate meant it was being impounded. Like how could an officer let them continue driving without proper registration and insurance? That seems reckless on the officer's actions, what if there was a collision? Unless I'm missing something which is very possible, I don't know laws everywhere, gotta take the stories with a grain of salt it seems.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do these people think they can live outside society and then participate when they need to? Like tax funded roads? Grocery stores? The Internet?!?

If you don't wanna play with us, that's fine. Just go to a place where you can do that. Not here.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They absolutely do. When it comes to shopping, some of them just walk out without paying. They will say everything is free, let me see if I can find the post.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you find it? I'm in the mood to be pissed off

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Finally did!

[–] possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  1. I'd pay for the ticket.
  2. I'd register the plate.
  3. Save time in future
  4. ??
  5. ??
  6. PROFIT!
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just impund those vehicles without proper plate.