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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a hoax when I couldn't find anything on "urinebot", but "urobot" brings this up.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now the flowers will grow.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If he gives a hand I'll buy that.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.

Or install (software & hardware) mods.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you play doom with your piss?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, the answer is obviously yes, but I def get Duke vibes.

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We should stop substituting people for robots!!

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It should taste as good as the test results. "God dammit Melvin I thought I told you to quit smoking last time!"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Erick, I see you've been eating a lot more pineapple recently...

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One day closer to a sentient toilet. Do we tweak the ai to crave, or dispise us.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Hey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? 😉”

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, that's a urinal for robots, tests oil fluidity & STDs.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

STP*

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Does it sob while you're using it?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally a useful robot. Oh, pissboy!

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I like the I robot - U robot pun.

[–] Jagget@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I remember him, Urinebot Arasaka, The Emperor!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I want the model for 0g environments, you know, the one with the suction unit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

"UWU PEE IN ME!"

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