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[–] remon@ani.social 172 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The hands are so it can do sperm samples

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And prostate exams.

Often at the same time!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

... where can one buy such an .... assistant?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.

[–] spencer@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] spencer@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Is β€œnone” an animal?

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Well it's a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have been told its FULLY functional.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

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[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The design is very human."

Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

For a friendly shake.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?

Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

it moonlights at the fertility clinic.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says "good job champ" in traditional mandarin.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know, at least let me pee in its mouth..

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you'll be hanging loose?

This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee...

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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I'm disappointed that it doesn't say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'd love pissing on ubisoft

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why does it have hands and a face?

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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

If they're going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a hoax when I couldn't find anything on "urinebot", but "urobot" brings this up.

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