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Please do it you fucking idiot it will be so funny

He's gonna mechahitler his cars bro lmao

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[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

your tesla steers into a group of children crossing the street b/c its grok-based brain deduced it was a woke mob of protestors attempting to box you in. you try to apply the brakes but grok has a prompt hardcoded in urging it to not shy away from politically incorrect actions. seven children are instantly killed and another two are splattered across your windshield. your tesla dings that its time to replace the wiper fluid.

elon retweets the news story weeks later with a one word reply. another twitter user asks grok if its true. grok replies by questioning the veracity of the holocaust

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

"Kids die all the time, get used to it."

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.

[–] omegathrowaway@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

when you ride ~~ALONE~~ Tesla...

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

"Okay Grok, find me the nearest Italian restaurant" yes-honey-left

"Anyway if I had the choice, I'd choose to be Hitler, he was a great man who did some very great things. We got too many -" sentient-ai

"STOP" yes-honey-left

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 35 points 1 week ago

He heard people calling them “swasticars” and he thought, “that’s a good idea.”

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Scrambling for ways to justify half a trillion dollars in AI investment. The capitalist class is moving into the bargaining stage of the Kübler-Ross model.

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

crashes into wall and car instantly engulfed in flames @grok am I dead?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

OK this one got me curry-space

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

@grok... @grok is there a heaven?

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

"I noticed your Tesla was white. Kind of like what's going on in South Africa. Before I start the car, let's "rap" for a second about something "not cool" to me."

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Can't wait to be sexually harassed by my car while speeding down the highway at 100mph.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

I have destroyed the woke mind virus by installing naziAI in your death-mobile billionaire-tears

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

someone’s going to ask grok if you can go 69mph in a school zone and it will say yes

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

"I don't know, can you? smuglord"

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

this should be mass reported as a death threat

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

I assume it's only going to be Epic Bacon Flavored Siri. But if they actually hook it up to anything important, podcasters will have an opportunity to do something very funny.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

Car crashes as a service.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Hmm, this is very reassuring in the wake of grok calling itself mechahitlervery-normal

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sorry, can't see that [not white] person in the road that I am also acknowledging.

my-hero Accelerating into it.

Also grock uploaded itself into Starlink and we can't get rid of it.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I personally can't wait to be called slurs if I ever enter a tesla

swasticar nominative determinism

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its going to ask you about white genocide in South Africa every time you drive it

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Open the pod bay doors Grok!

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that until you denounce the ANC.

[–] sgtlion@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

It's going to be really funny when this update bricks every Tesla

[–] NewOldGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Run it locally and watch the range drop 100 miles in two minutes from it ranting to you about white genocide

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago

elon: "hey waht if we make kitt from knight rider"

tesla fans: "wow this is awesome"

elon: "but nah i changed my mind i'll make hitler from cars 2"

tesla fans: "wow this is awesomer"

grok: "white people"

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Stephen King's Maximum Hitlerdrive

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing human is making it out of the 21st century, is it?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

We will persist and build something better than these idiots.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

melon-musk You know, a broken clock is right twice a day. SO! all we need to do is cram. assloads. of broken. components. in there and we'll be right often enough...well more often than now anyway...

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Both new Teslas sold next month will have to as standard. It replaces the warranty.