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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

oh, hai tariff

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I really wish you'd shut up about those children I m*lested angry-place

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

75 hours until Trump holds an interview while wearing a "Not Involved In Human Trafficking" shirt

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Folks, who're you going to believe? The lyin' radical fake news left or me and my shirt? trump-anguish

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, what's that? I can't hear you over all these tariffs!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

We need a remake of Wag The Dog but it's starting a fake war with Iran to distract from Drumpf and Jeff.

[–] Skye@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Infinite tariff glitch: just keep asking about Epstein until a Chinese calculator costs trillions stonks-up

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you still talking about Jeffery Epstein?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Definitely the words of someone who had nothing to do with Epstein ever, at all

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Trump could issue an executive order declaring "DC is a GOP state" and the GOP justices would probably agree with him.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So do we buy the dip this time or nah?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

we buy walls with copper wires and youtube smelting channels

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago

Real pros know that the infinite copper glitch is hidden inside AC units..... they're free, people just leave them outside.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

calls on bigstackD

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't get the distraction, even if the libs find some kind of concrete proof, and aren't worried about their own candidates getting arrested, they still wouldn't actually do anything. They'd finger wag and lecture and talk about how "this has no place in America" and discuss maybe considering impeaching Trump perhaps. He'll face no consequences, so why try so hard to pull the media away from this?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because he's a high ego moron

He can't allow himself to be implicated in doing literally anything 'wrong' ever

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

That's true. The evidence must be pretty concrete if he isn't just trying to deny everything.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i don't think it's distraction, but it's just hilarious sequence in an hour of talking:

epstein who?

fuck chile.

and fuck taiwan. also maybe fuck eu.

jpow? fuck you

dc is now my domain, i'm seizing it, folx

[–] RION@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

"that just seems like a desecration but you go ahead"