this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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oh, hai tariff
I really wish you'd shut up about those children I m*lested 
75 hours until Trump holds an interview while wearing a "Not Involved In Human Trafficking" shirt
Folks, who're you going to believe? The lyin' radical fake news left or me and my shirt? 
Sorry, what's that? I can't hear you over all these tariffs!
We need a remake of Wag The Dog but it's starting a fake war with Iran to distract from Drumpf and Jeff.
I don't get the distraction, even if the libs find some kind of concrete proof, and aren't worried about their own candidates getting arrested, they still wouldn't actually do anything. They'd finger wag and lecture and talk about how "this has no place in America" and discuss maybe considering impeaching Trump perhaps. He'll face no consequences, so why try so hard to pull the media away from this?
Because he's a high ego moron
He can't allow himself to be implicated in doing literally anything 'wrong' ever
That's true. The evidence must be pretty concrete if he isn't just trying to deny everything.
i don't think it's distraction, but it's just hilarious sequence in an hour of talking:
epstein who?
fuck chile.
and fuck taiwan. also maybe fuck eu.
jpow? fuck you
dc is now my domain, i'm seizing it, folx
Infinite tariff glitch: just keep asking about Epstein until a Chinese calculator costs trillions 
Are you still talking about Jeffery Epstein?
Uh oh, video clips
Definitely the words of someone who had nothing to do with Epstein ever, at all
So do we buy the dip this time or nah?
we buy walls with copper wires and youtube smelting channels
Real pros know that the infinite copper glitch is hidden inside AC units..... they're free, people just leave them outside.
calls on bigstackD
Trump could issue an executive order declaring "DC is a GOP state" and the GOP justices would probably agree with him.
"that just seems like a desecration but you go ahead"