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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Relevant since Microsoft also owns LinkedIn

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know that, it makes so much fucking sense now holy shit

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Classic case of the worst company you know acquiring the worst social media platform.

Death to all tech monopolies

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI probably would have written something equally useless but more tactful. Maybe MS should consider replacing this exec with an AI?

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

just ask ChatGPT to feel for you bruh, it's not even that hard

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

New unemployment plan: upon being fired, you get a 2 month subscription to your favorite AI waifu

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

HBO exec suggests former employees to "go back and watch some of the Dr Melphi sessions from the Sopranos" if they're feeling bad about being laid off.