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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Bro is posting this transphobic garbage on 4chan like they didn't all want to suck girlcock there too ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] technohippie@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago

On a note regarding relationship advice, that's so fucking true and I was always being downvoted there for pointing that out. I wonder how many relationships got broken because of Reddit's advice on some of the minor and normal relationship problems that could be solved by talking it out instead of "that's a red flag just dump them bro".

[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Let's go through this:

  • Unpop Opinon is always terrible. It's terrible by design. Next.

  • Yes, very true, relationship advice online is generally awful. Rare chad on 4chan?

  • Ew. Going on about wrongthink, sounds like someone tried to say something hateful and didn't like being told to shut up.

  • Ew. Probably went on conservative. Shut up.

  • "Talks in qualifiers"?? What is this, a fucking grammarly course? Shut the fuck up.

  • Oh gee I can't talk about a specific language on the meta language board, I can only talk about meta language learning. If only I could go to a sub for the individual fucking language. What, are you complaining that you can't flood the meta sub with one of a thousand "whats good spanish app" posts?? Shut the fuck up.

  • Yes, hobbyists can be snobs. Not unique to reddit. Although I wonder if again we're mad that someone disagreed with me. Should probably just shut the fuck up.

  • Grammarly snob Anon doesn't like acronym snob Redditor, okay. This just sounds whiny. You guessed it, shut the fuck up.

  • And then there's the transphobia, although TBQH I'm a little concerned that Anon hadn't already lost you all before this point, did you just not sniff out the whiny bitchboy bullshit or did you all actually agree with it? Oh well, at least you all can draw the line at transphobia. As far as this complaint, they're upset that they didn't understand someone else's post because there wasn't enough information? Seriously? Shut the fuck up!

  • Ladydick is great but if it tastes yeasty then maybe see a doctor

  • Award speech edits are actually the very, very, qualitatively super duper worst thing about redditors, indeed. Never the less, shut the fuck up anon

Yeah this whole rant fell flat, it was just a generic conservative bitchpost. 1/10

[โ€“] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 hours ago

Check out the defender of the hive here.

[โ€“] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago

So close to being a sensible rant until the transmysoginy

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Can't wait till I see the greentext screenshots from 4chan about trying Lemmy only to discover it's just Reddit. This site is the ultimate "we're not Reddit!"

Looks inside

Reddit

[โ€“] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

More niche and somehow more circle jerk

But at least federated ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Turns out when you give full autonomy to the users they double down on being cringe. And I'm here for it, love y'all.

[โ€“] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

these people think women can have dicks

There it is. I was suspicious of this person's politics from the "virtually every topic known to man".

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

Yup, I saw that first part and thought, "Ahh, 4chan, where people think reddit is too woke."

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