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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Bambibitch Cumberditch

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, you are correct.

But it is worth it

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

no pedos in memes

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!

  • Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

He used to have the best bits. He still does, but he used to, too.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t quite understand this picture but I am definitely amused by it

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago

Guess clubbing is also the name of the less know Canadian tradition of killing baby seals

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Then a visit with your doctor, to discuss cholesterol levels and hardened arteries.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Clubbing... Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Never had a sandwich with baby seals, tho I’m willing to try most of anything once

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean who doesn't!! ⚾🦇🦭🦭🦭

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ!

I miss that T-shirt, I think my mother and ex-wife conspired and burned it.

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did someone use AI to generate you?

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah just the classic booze and no contraception combo

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who folds turkey like that?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why a psychopath of course

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My favourite combo: Lightly toasted poppy seed bread Lettuce Bacon Chicken mayo Bread again Cheese Cucumber Tomato Black pepper mayo Final Bread

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

How does one eat such monstrosity, and what are its ingredients?

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

What a shit sandwich

[–] bobo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Remember when alfalfa sprouts were on all the things? I miss alfalfa sprouts...

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

"so go back to the kluuuuub,"

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ