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People probably just assumed it was another Space X rocket.
No no those explode on the launch pad now.
That's much more efficient. And easier to track.
Peasants are always superstitious, and the appearance of a comet in the sky has caused panic among our people. They are convinced that this is a sign that the end of times is near or that something bad is going to happen in the near future.
A sign from the heavens. These are dire times. Inform the king 
a perfect time for a -1 stab hit
i was twelve minutes too late 

New Jersey Drone Aliens Season 2 Let's go!
"I'm here in the wilds of New Jersey. It's like the Pine Barrens episode of the Sopranos but much, much worse and super-spooky. You might be wondering why I'm whispering. Well, why do you think? They can hear us..."
WHY WOULD GYNA DO THIS TO US
disappointed they did not 
Vaxxed??
moment
Tbf I'd just as much expect a missile as a meteor, nowadays.
A little piece of it broke off and shot through somebody's roof
Apparently someone was in the house but just happened to not be standing in that spot 