TRAINS ARE AWESOME TRAIN LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE TRAINS BECAUSE TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS 🚂❤️🚊🚆🚋❤️❤️🚈❤️😳😳🥺 (lemmy.world)

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Trains are awesome trains are beautiful trains trains trains❤️🚂🚋❤️❤️🚆❤️🚊. I get a throbbing erection just by seeing a tram. Imagine riding a metro oh god my horny ass would instantly cum the moment I step into the station. When I go home I play a Adam Something video about why c🤢rs (🤢🤮) suck ass and TRAAINS (❤️🚂❤️❤️🚂) are AWESOME and I masturbate to it for hours edging harder every time I see numbers of passengers trains can handle. How can a human being can know that trains are 989769379785% more efficient than c*rs and not instantly cum

Imagine being a train (❤️🚂🚋❤️❤️🚆🚇🚈🚊❤️) conductor 🥺😳🥺🥺. Sound of the train as you push the throttle handle filling your ears like the sound of a whore begging for you to go faster 😩💦💦. Pushing the throttle gently as you whisper dirty things to its microphone ❤️❤️❤️❤️ TRAIN TRAINS ARE AWESOME LIKE TRAIN TRAINS TRAINS

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[-] Lyfja@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

real

[-] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Based

[-] Mcduckdeluxe@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes 👍

[-] buckykat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

When trains

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trains are great. But uh no, people want to spend lots of money on a car to spend lots of money on gasoline to spend lots of time standing still in traffic.