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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, you can go straight from "boss yelled at me" to "fuck his wife." Screw the rationalization, efficiency is key, as any boss would demand.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

He can still divorce his wife though. You gotta unionize so you keep fucking him forever.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we need a plan if were going to unionize his wife

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step one: Unionize
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit

[–] Cephirux@lemmings.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Think bigger. Why stop at his wife? Fuck his wife's husband too.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT), by Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[–] Cryan24@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What if you don't find his wife attractive?

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Someone will have to take the fall - for the glory of Arstotzka

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Huschke@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you don't find his mom attractive?

[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

then you do it anyway, coward

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Put a flag on her face and fuck her for Glory.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since when is rape about love?

[–] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Brother, no one said shit about love, and certainly not about rape, WTF?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Find someone who does

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's the original picture

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since it's about cognitive restructuring, I assume it went straight from the changed middle box "My boss was having a bad day" to "No depression". Which is pretty ridiculous, not the core concept of cognitive restructuring but the idea that restructuring one automatic thought could negate your depression lol