For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.
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Now explain what that means please
Makes the poo poo go drip drip
Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.
Product to make you have a bowel movement.
Please explain
Take a nip, take a shit
Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle
Glug glug, butthole unplugged
Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!
dinkdink make poopoo
it makes you poop
It's like the Maga mouvement.
Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum
shit
Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)
Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one
not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.
Oh shit
When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.
Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)
Wait, how many days did this go on?
Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.
Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!
Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
but those are great together!
Beer and shitting?
shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp
They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.
My kids would immediately drink that
As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though
Oh, thanks, I just read that it's a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!
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Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤
Eww sprite. 7UP is better.
It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮
That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.
You need to eat something first.
Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.
Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.
I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.
Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.
Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.