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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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If it were real facts we'd just call them facts.

If it were real medicine we'd just call it medicine.

If it were real news we'd just call it news.

I'm not saying this rule always works, just sometimes.

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[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think Tim Minchin, in his prime coined the saying: Alternative medicine is either:

  1. Medicine that has not been proven to work Or
  2. Medicine that has been proven not to work You know what they call alternative medicine that's proven to work? "Medicine"
[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Came here to make the Minchin comparison.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Tbf the wording in OP's post suggests it might be intentional.

Side note, anyone who doesn't get the reference, here's an animated version of Tim Minchin's beat poem Storm. It's only about 11 minutes long and very entertaining, especially for anyone who appreciates a scientific approach to the unknown. It's been around for a while but seems more poignant today than ever.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Always worth watching again.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bullshit für Deutschland

yup it works

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that the name of a political party?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah the German far right one

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah a German far right one.

FTFY. Cause you know there was that other far right German party.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It is, it's the far right party in Germany, with many of its members carrying sentences for incitement for racial hatred and public use of nazi quotes/symbols/gestures.

They currently have ~20% of the electorate on their side, and there's an ongoing procedure to declare them illegal (as measures against the emergence of nationalistic movements were enshrined in the constitution post WW2)

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

Control bullshit delete

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need to find an bullshit to fossil fuels and plastic bags. You can’t just ignore these problems, and listen to bullshit rock all day long.

Yep, that works perfectly.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the word alternate should be replaced with the word bullshit

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Let me switch to my bullshit account for that"

Yup, I'm sold

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

me and my doppelganger

"Shoot him! I'm the real Kolanaki!"

Gets shot

"How did you know?"

"If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki."

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Alternative rock is fine.

In my language, 'alternative' is somewhat synonymous with 'progressive' (though we still have the bullshit meaning of 'alternative facts', 'alternative medicine'). Is that not a thing in English, too? We rarely have an original thought when it comes to words like this.

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a good point about alternative rock. I changed the title from usually to sometimes, maybe usually was too much.

I've never thought about the word alternative being synonymous with progressive, I tend of think of as meaning against the grain or against the mainstream but in practice sometimes it just means bullshit like in the title. For example RT calls themselves "alternative media" but they're really just propaganda slop.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think there has been a certain amount of cultural change in the rightwing - used to be they just considered themselves the status quo upholders, the ones who were subversive were hippies, educated-but-not-rich city-dwellers, artists etc.. Now that more progressive forces became somewhat mainstream and the rightwing radicalized, major parts of the rightwing have adopted a more subversive identity and messaging.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anybody ever actually unironically said "alternative facts"?

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kellyanne Conway, U.S. Counselor to the President, in 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a decade ago and a month ago at the same time.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Similar things could be said about things like "real" and "official."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also the one I hate the most, Genuine®. That literally means it's fake.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you calling Faith No More "bullshit metal" ? 😮

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe not Faith No More, but I think that's an accurate genre tag for Mr. Bungle. In the most loving and respectful way, of course.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say avantgarde metal for Mr. Bungle, they went through (and back to) so many genres, and they paved the way for so many bands

But obviously "avantgarde" can often be called bullshit (half kidding)

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

"OK LOOK for the last time I am not Alternativating you!!!"

[–] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well, to me it means "alternative to", so you can either have medicine or the alternative (to medicine). Alternative to facts is bullshit, so that checks out.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Alternative Right. Yup. That works.

Alternative energy sources. Hmm. Maybe not everything.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

You're right.

Also, add the word 'faith' to that list.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Linux the alternative os to Windows?

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

windows the bullshit os to linux

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

you had to take a shower to come up with this?

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Totally agree