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I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight

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[–] Norin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wander into the woods and never return, probably.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Second this. I’d vanish

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This. Already in the woods

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Nothing I can say in public

So, I reckon just throw the biggest party I've ever thrown and hire a bouncer that turns everyone away by saying "sorry, you aren't cool enough" to everyone, including invited guests.

Try to kill some up-and-coming Hitler.

Or Basejumping.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We all know, right? Nobody needs to say it?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

We sure do.

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nothing to lose?

Bitch slap the shit out of Trump during a press conference

Edit fun fact that actually was Butch slap not bitch slap. I really should’ve left it cause it actually kind of worked.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

I mean, a lot of "chasing" would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I'd do those things.

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait that’s what you would do if you had nothing to lose? Why wouldn’t you just do that now?

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I'm married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there's a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I have nothing to loose right now but I also having nothing of anything. So it's kinda hard to "go out" when you got nothing to do it with. Although I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll survive it. Amerikkka doesn't treat disabled people with any respect but they will keep you alive as long as possible though without anything to make your life worth it. So. Idk. Just die eventually?

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would go on a quest to kill Hatred CEO.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Steal. Especially from corporations and the rich.

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Having nothing to lose means you've lost your health. I can assure you you won't be up for anything at that point. Ask me how I know

[–] fjordo@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Run. Run as far as I can and never stop.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Run Forrest! Run!

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Chase powder and try to snowboard year round until I physically can't. I'd love to have a highlight video of riding spines in Alaska. Really, if I could have the skills and the means to be able to compete on the natural selection tour, even if I didn't compete, just be good enough to do so, that would be heaven.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Probably steal an instrument and start busking. See if I can work myself towards a tent and a dog.

I don't have any musical talent but with absolutely no job or prior commitments, and my desire to eat soon, I think I'd get quite good quite fast.

[–] SonicTheEdgehog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Gain stuff to lose in the future.