Like Joe for coffee.
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
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A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
Sippin' on that bubb-less
Boob-less
Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.
Look, it's sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.
Desalinated saline
Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.
I call it life juice
Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?
Doesn't sound good 🤢
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Liquified comet farts
Earth piss
It’d just sound desperately tryhard if someone tried it now.
Molten ice.
Condensed steam!
Clear
Gemeentepils in the Netherlands. Municipality beer.
That ol' n' moist
Council Pop
In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger
Swiss german "Hahnenburger" (Tap burger) is used a lot there.
Think they just call it diet coke
What do they call diet water?
H20?
Too many syllables
Wooder
I could sure go for a ice cold cup or H2O.
I'd try putting the H2O inside that ice cold cup. You'll thank me later.
"Worter sip" in these parts.
A cup of Jack. As in no flavor. Because some dumbasses think that about water.
Daniel’s?
Nah, like "jack shit". And the other expressions.
I call sparkling water "Sparkle Boys" does that count?