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[-] neocamel@vlemmy.net 20 points 1 year ago

Watching my dad right-click, and select "Copy" from the popup menu...

[-] knr1651727105@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I don't watch my dad use the computer anymore as I feel the same as the one in the comic.

That time I saw him log in to his yahoo email (tldr; my dad uses google to go to yahoo)

  1. Open Chrome (which I set google.com as the homepage)
  2. Type in yahoo.com to the search bar
  3. Click yahoo.com from the results
  4. Click on the Mail button thing somewhere in that page

Or that one time I asked him to login to to gmail account while he was browsing his yahoo email. (tldr; my dad does not believe in tabs)

  1. Close his Chrome browser with the yahoo email.
  2. Open Chrome again
  3. Type in gmail in the google search bar
  4. Click mail.google.com from the results.
[-] lem_dart@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Oh... Oh No. Closing the entire browser to open a new tab. I don't blame you at all for not being able to watch.

[-] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 7 points 1 year ago

This was painful to read. :|

[-] einsteinx2@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I read the TL;DRs knowing what was going to happen only to continue reading and feel physical pain. What’s wrong with me…

[-] snakesnakewhale@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

There was a recurring gag on Parks And Rec about Pawnee internet users needing Altavista so they could use it to navigate to Google. That joke felt very real.

[-] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

When you check your email, you go to AltaVista and type "please go to yahoo.com"?

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

At least he right-clicked instead of going for the menu at the top!

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My Dad has had a post-it note above his computer for years, "Crl-C Copy, Crl-V Paste"

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago
  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they're at the end of a line
[-] LedgeDrop@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

STOP! You're scaring the children!

[-] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 4 points 1 year ago

Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

[-] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

It's all fun and games until someone does ddO instead of using S ;(

[-] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I've heard some people even use :wq over :x

[-] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

What? No "Esc. Shift+ZZ" ?

[-] lavafroth@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

This is the way

[-] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 2 points 1 year ago

That sounds like emacs-user talk. We don't take kindly to you folks around these parts...

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[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Are you kidding? I remove nano on purpose so I can sit there and watch them struggle!

[-] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Brilliant! I'm putting this in a script and running it on every single server I have SSH access to.

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[-] xoggy@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

[-] DrSanta@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's completely necessary.

How else does one click hotkeys while standing?

[-] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Uses vim with arrow keys

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH...

Source.

[-] HappyHam@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

SMH = Shaking My Head

It's an Internet initialism.

[-] HappyHam@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Oh. Sorry about that. Text is not a good medium for tone. xD

[-] HappyHam@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

True that! Lol

[-] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The millennials are in the absolute worst position tech literacy wise. They had the boomers on one end and the zoomers on the other.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 3 points 1 year ago

Makes me glad I'm a millennial and had to deal with the times when technology wasn't so "nice" to you. When Windows would let you delete system32 with less hoops, random websites could drive-by malware into your machine, and you could tangibly customize your OS to look completely different.

Late 90s/early 00s computing really gave opportunities to get good at understanding what your computer did, scrutinize when downloading random programs, and made you think about what you were clicking on a little bit if you didn't want to get a virus.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

My niece struggled with using a mouse when she was in middle school -- her experience with UI was exclusively touch screens prior to that.

The verge had an interesting article on this phenomenon

I'll add "it's not their fault". In the race to make technology intuitive and idiot proof we've removed the need to actually learn how technology works past a superficial level.

[-] max@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Very interesting! It’s something I just cannot fathom as a 20-something year old. Granted, I’m a software engineer, but I’m very much like the professors in the article. It’s just so intuitive to me.

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[-] S3verin@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

thats literally my job (web development teacher)

You poor soul.

clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

[-] S3verin@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

right click -> copy; right click -> paste

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[-] jose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Comic good. Post title bad.

[-] IverCoder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I am the old man in this comic and I'm not happy about it.

it's «la torture» tho …

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Torture is a woman, of course!

[-] ellaella_ayayay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We found out that one of our co workers created tables of formulas in excel, then input a table in Word to manually type in and transfer over the table data. And of course the same formulas needed to be run through a desk calculator once more in case excel got that wrong the first time. Jaw dropping (when that person was shown about this magical copy/ paste feature, it was their jaw that dropped lol)

[-] oozeling@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

eye twitches

[-] Arkaniol@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

This guy use windev

[-] YonatanAvhar@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

He's copy and pasting uaing the right click menu

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