I hate random = funny.
Luckily I love absurdist humour so random is actually pretty funny.
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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Surreal comedy is hardly random, it's deliberately incongruous in ways that demonstrate a mastery of causal logic.
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Welp, from time to time people need to be reminded of the real meaning of the word shitpost.
Finally a good goddamn shitpost
What?
The setup based on the first image+caption would lead you to believe the second image will relay how boys feel if a girl walks into the locker room. The second half instead subverts that expectation by having a too-accurate caption of a strange image, unrelated to locker rooms.
Correct
HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YEAH.
What?
HRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGG
Classic Grostleton.
hell yeah
Well, I needed an example.
input input input input
Truly, the gamerest of gamer keyboards
That is a sicknasty keyboard
input input input input
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So true