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submitted 10 months ago by dead@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

https://nitter.net/SenFettermanPA/status/1714776990589325759

John Fetterman ran on being pro-israel and denies being a socialist.

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[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 100 points 10 months ago

This really puts a hole in my theory that we should always vote for the largest candidate in any election.

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Dr. Oz would wanted even worse.

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 10 months ago

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

Of all the pictures to use for the lead, THIS is what Wikipedia settled on??

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 10 months ago

That picture is the reason I actually submitted my comment. I though it felt a little agro until I saw the thumbnail lol.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 73 points 10 months ago

Oh. Wow.

Fuck.

Kinda didn't expect him to be a fascist genocidaire.

[-] djphdk@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago

Yeah, every time I think, " Hey, this one seems okay, maybe this is the one that isn't so bad." I end up learning the lesson over again.

All Democrats are shit the-democrat

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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago

fetterman has always been a labor progressive first while maintaining us-foreign-policyist thought. shit sucks.

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 64 points 10 months ago

They DO want to destroy Israel, the thing is that the modern version of Israel is a colonialist project which never should have existed in this form in the first place, and frankly needs to be dissolved if they insist on being the spearhead of American imperialism.

[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

and frankly needs to be dissolved if they insist on being the spearhead of American imperialism.

inshallah hamas is trying their best right now.

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[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 58 points 10 months ago

Have another stroke, loser.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

Joining the war on strokes on the side of strokes

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm genuinely pissed off there's no longer a mini golf course in the town I live

Thanks Obama

I guess having fun is illegal now

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Uh, if you like your mini golf course, ya can keep it.

econony

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[-] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism.

stalin-pipe

True as it ever was. Free healthcare built on the bones of imperial exploitation.-

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[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

"A ceasefire can only be thought about when the 'enemy' is completely destroyed"

Then what fucking good is a ceasefire then, John?

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

You literally cease firing when every single one of your enemy has been killed.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago

neutralize

The true heart of an American "progressive".

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[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

Had a guy earlier today on twitter tell me Hamas gets billions in funding

It’s like I’m not even having conversations with people experiencing the same reality

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

We can talk about a ceasefire once we have appeased Khorne

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Even Khorne would be disgusted by Israel's conduct, dropping bombs on those who can't fight back is the actions of a coward and a weakling

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Why can't I live in the timeline where this dipshit is still in the hospital and matt-guerrilla is the one who's at full health and posting?

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[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

I'm officially done voting in national elections

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Slaughtering innocent men, women and children in a grossly disproportionate way is the Burgerbrained way to avenge innocent men, women, and children. Look what happened after 9/11 grill-broke

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago
[-] Pili@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

It really is mask-off season right now.

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago
[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

too bad he’s not a Betterman

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 10 months ago

turns out he's a Settlerman

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

Aw, i liked fetterman. Guess i wasn't looking close enough

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

yeah he's always been a big israel stooge, like he goes above and beyond for them

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

So to prevent Hamas from killing kids Israel has to kill a bunch of kids? Get back in the fucking clinic.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blood for the blood god, i guess ¯\(ツ)

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

T~HERE~ W~ILL~ B~E~ P~EACE~ W~HEN~ T~HE~ B~LOOD~ G~OD~ I~S~ S~ATED~

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Genocide John

[-] plov_mix@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

And sucdems say I’m too cynical in thinking that most first world “progressives” just want more shares of the imperial spoil.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a genocide is a good guy with a genocide

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[-] Florist@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

I can't wait for 6 months from now when progressives / democratic socialists talk about how important it is to vote in the next election

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[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 10 months ago

I hope his next bout of depression is fatal.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

if israel was really queer friendly they'd be making a show of all the inclusive nonbinary IDF soldiers and babies who were slaughtered by hamas /sar

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