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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 87 points 8 months ago

Innocent civilians must be protected

big-honk Protected from what? Protected from who?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 73 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We're days away from articles like "A piece of lead exited a long metal tube and passed through the skull bone of a Palestinian mother. When asked, the IDF had no idea where lead like that might come from because lead isn't native to the region, and wasn't sure what long metal tube was being referred to. They speculated that the long metal tube was attached to a piece of wood that may have come from outside of the country and re-iterated this is why they need a stronger border policy but refused to comment further."

[-] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Moreover the wood probably came from a tree grown by Hamas!

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Or shorter "woman in Israel involved in the shooting, dies"

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 64 points 8 months ago

New innovations in passive voice

[-] ferristriangle@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

We've somehow found an even more exonerative tone than "Officer involved shooting"

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Hospital involved blast

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

It would be better if she said this lmao, as her current post doesn't even mention Israel or the IDF.

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

The bullet which killed that unarmed kid

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

You could even twist that to make the victim sound guilty: "The person that died after being involved in the shooting"

[-] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

incredible innovation

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago
[-] jack@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago

We condemn the four fundamental forces for their role in the death of hundreds of innocent civilians

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've noticed you commented without first condemning the fundamental laws of thermodynamics for their inevitable role in the heat death of the universe.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago

Sentient bullets and cruise missiles are roaming Gaza, more at 8

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago

It's just like that self-aware eversplosion from Xavier Renegade Angel. It's just alive okay? It just goes around and kills people. No one's responsible

[-] jared@mander.xyz 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

I'm glad someome else out there knows XRA exists.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

warren-snake Genocidal snake is also a weasel

[-] NoEyed@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

I strongly condemn the actions of The Blast

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

if you say the "I(eye) word" it's anti semitism.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

I've canceled my Patreon subscription to the blast, this is just bad optics, major yikes maybe-later-honey

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

Hosptial: "So anyway, i started blasting"

[-] Phish@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

I wonder how long the conversation was where they landed on calling it "the blast"

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

A bunch of lanyard-americans were paid more money than any of us will ever make in our lives to come up with this bullshit

[-] Phish@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Maybe. I'm not sure they're giving Liz access to the A-squad. I mean she did take that DNA test to discover she's like 1/34 indigenous then went public with the info thinking it would help not hurt her image.

[-] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

My heart goes out to the people dead after the kinetic combustion incident

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

what's their spiel gonna be like when eventually, inevitably, Isn'treal arrives at the stage of their propaganda flowchart where they are forced to admit that they actually blew up the hospital?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

the bragging-about-exploding-a-hospital stage came and went about two minutes before the "oops it actually looks bad to explode a hospital" stage

That’s usually the point where the news cycle has moved on and people are less likely to pay attention. They often don’t need a spiel at all.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

then it becomes "duh we all knew that already but they did that because terrorists were masquerading as sick children and doctors, anyway terrorists get what they deserve..." etc etc

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

I can't believe an 80s punk rock band from Santa Cruz, Cali did a war crime.

[-] Guillotine_Erotica@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Damn you blast!

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

She’s such a fucking ghoul

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

What? Gee, after how vocal she was about the Bolivian 'not a' coup, this is totally out of character! 🙄

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

off topic but I just realized your pfp is one of the wet bandits and not lenin in a ushanka

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago
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