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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Uhhh ummm you shit yourself

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[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Correct. Also you shit yourself

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

the number of Mister Beast

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aight let's go i feel like a gamble

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can't find it uhhhh let's um say, it was a four. You shit yourself

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

3 factorial - yep that'll do it

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wanna roll? It's good odds

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers doggirl-smug

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fact you didn't say 'shit me' means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can't shit no more

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended smuglord

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)

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