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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Uhhh ummm you shit yourself

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[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Correct. Also you shit yourself

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

the number of Mister Beast

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aight let's go i feel like a gamble

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can't find it uhhhh let's um say, it was a four. You shit yourself

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

3 factorial - yep that'll do it

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wanna roll? It's good odds

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers doggirl-smug

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact you didn't say 'shit me' means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can't shit no more

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended smuglord

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)

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