Hungry for apples?
Rick and Morty
Wubbalubbadubdub!!!
snap yes
My man!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
You gotta get schwifty in here! 🎶
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!
Take off your pants and panties!
ArmagHEADdon?!
Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker
“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.
...come watch TV!
recently read Candide and, in my mind, this quote is like a modern take on "Il Faut Cultiver Notre Jardin". https://www.openculture.com/2020/09/what-voltaire-meant-when-he-said-that-we-must-cultivate-our-garden.html
🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕
Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
"And now here's.. human music."
"The vat is good."
"I gotta go take a shit."
I could probably do one line from every episode.
“Hmm, Human music “ Cracks me up every time!
So Jerry.
“Kiss the vat “
I brought my own ladle.
You went back to the rug store?
Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry
Sometimes in the closet, always dressed as superman
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Also slavery with extra steps.
You never went in the hole!
And awaaaaaayyy we go!
I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!
I know this one and haven't watched the show... Denied.
As an alternative how about, “I’m a leg Morty, a leg!”
You pass butter.
Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!
I just love killin'!
Snake Jazz
Rick is the bad guy.
I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.
Ooooh, weeee!
everything is crooked, reality is poison
C137 != C137
I feel sorry for his dad
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in horse semen extractor.
Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.
ugh, Jerry
I've watched this show and you can trust me because my word is my bond.
"Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!"
Giant incest baby
Don't think about it