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i fucked your mom while your dad watched and then i finished all over your dad

how do you feel about this

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

At least I'm no longer her biggest disappointment

[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Since you’re my new dad, will you play catch with me

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good for her! doggirl-thumbsup... or for you? I dunno. Did she finish atleast?

[–] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Your dad finished

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You claim to be friends with Nick Mullen, yet you had sex with my mom rather than being gay with my dad.

Nick would never befriend you.

[–] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I finished on your dad to communicate he was next

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

She seemed very sad, I hope you didn't contribute to this

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Banned DumbAMA [none/use name]

reason: Ban evasion

failure

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

another melina alt gone, like tears in rain

comrade-stoic

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I remember Melina sliding into my DMs to harass me and tell me I'm a fake communist because I dared to criticize their behavior of "ironic" chud posting, which only helped prove my point. Deeply unserious poster.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

i have never understood why they respond with such genuine hostility to people who find them unfunny. it feels so weird and unwarranted.

Damn, sorry dude.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Now you probably know more about the relationship dynamic between my parents than I do.

I hope you all had fun.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Im surprised my parents could stay in the same room together for that long

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

My mom's been very lonely, I'm glad she had fun stalin-approval

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago
[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Did she tell you if she still needs me to teach her how to use the supermarket app?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

You had sex with your mom?

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

how long did you have to wait your turn?