this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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I had sex with your mom AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by DumbAMA@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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i fucked your mom while your dad watched and then i finished all over your dad

how do you feel about this

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

At least I'm no longer her biggest disappointment

[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Since you’re my new dad, will you play catch with me

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good for her! doggirl-thumbsup... or for you? I dunno. Did she finish atleast?

[–] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your dad finished

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You claim to be friends with Nick Mullen, yet you had sex with my mom rather than being gay with my dad.

Nick would never befriend you.

[–] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I finished on your dad to communicate he was next

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

She seemed very sad, I hope you didn't contribute to this

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Banned DumbAMA [none/use name]

reason: Ban evasion

failure

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

another melina alt gone, like tears in rain

comrade-stoic

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I remember Melina sliding into my DMs to harass me and tell me I'm a fake communist because I dared to criticize their behavior of "ironic" chud posting, which only helped prove my point. Deeply unserious poster.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

i have never understood why they respond with such genuine hostility to people who find them unfunny. it feels so weird and unwarranted.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, sorry dude.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

hey dad

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you have fun?

[–] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your dad did

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

happy for him

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Now you probably know more about the relationship dynamic between my parents than I do.

I hope you all had fun.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Im surprised my parents could stay in the same room together for that long

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

My mom's been very lonely, I'm glad she had fun stalin-approval

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

bruh

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did she tell you if she still needs me to teach her how to use the supermarket app?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

You had sex with your mom?

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why?

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

how long did you have to wait your turn?