chapotraphouse

I have officially hit the 10,000 word mark on my fantasy novel, which means I'm actually making a habit of writing. I've written 1600 words today and intend to keep going. I'm making actual plot outlines and character bios. I'm like a real writer hell yeah

My heart sank for a second.

Ironmouse is streaming a game fundraising for the IDF.

It's the Immune Deficiency Foundation. She has an immunodeficiency that keeps her in her room. She is incredibly celebrated as she once held the title for the most subscribed to person on Twitch. Her good friend, CdawgVA, if memory serves, has raised over 3 million dollars for the cause. It's about as heartwarming as the situation could possibly be and moves me to tears.

The r/asksocialists subreddit has been taken over by PatSocs. I'd care a little bit if it wasn't r*ddit

You fuckers got me bean-headed. I was just singing "dancing queen" with my partner and to be funny I started replacing words with "bean" at the end of every line. It was funny, but it was one of the most online things I've ever done in the real world.

Dancing bean young and bean only 7 beans

it is may 28 and stalin saved the world from fascism

Whenever Anglos are first exposed to the Irish language written down they're always like "omg haha it's so weird thats not how you should write those words". FUCK OFF!!! ITS A DIFFERENT FUCKING LANGUAGE!!! It's way more grammatically consistent than English, you just can't read it because it's a different language. There's a million interviews where an American talk show host has an Irish person on and goes "haha Aoife, that's a weird name! Haha Saoirse, that's a weird name!" Fuck off fuck off fuck offfff

Gonna start up a company called AirBnE, which lists vacant AirBnB properties for people to rob and/or stay in.

500 calorie 20g protein breakfast

DEMOLISHED the wordle, mini, and connections

Full clear pokedoku

Blessed morning. I'm fucking unstoppable

Are dick measuring contests judged on precision or speed?

New Megathread nerds!

by me

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No current struggle session discussion here on the new general megathread, i will ban you from the comm and remove your comment, have a good day/night :meow-coffee:

If you were to pick me up and shake me around, my head would stay perfectly still like a chicken

"Bukkake".

"Baby shower".

Can someone watch my vegan outdoor cat for a bit? Taking my pitbull to get circumcised.

minute rice? Pretty sure all rice is small

Under communism, every autistic person will be doing what Nathan Fielder does

What is the exact dividing time limit between archeology and grave robbing

Everytime someone shoplifts one of the chocolate bars from the oxfam when im on shift i just do the NL bit about imagining them dying in a car crash later that day because they were too distracted eating their chocolate bar

Not to brag, but I won the award for oldest person ever

gosh I sure hope that on the next Chapo Trap House they can get liberal zionist David Sirota as a guest to talk about [checks notes] tax reform!

Ugh it's so transparent that when cops are doing transit ticket checks they're 100% operating off . They barely glance at my card (which is empty) because I'm a but the next to me a dude that isn't white gets hassled for an expired ticket.

Cheryl Hines is only reported considering filing divorce with RFK2 because she asked him if he'd love her as a worm and the worm in control of his body took that as a passive-aggressive threat.

My adoptive mother has anxiety and when it would get really bad she couldn't drive so her solution was to keep a cup of wine in the car to sip while driving to calm her nerves

She did this to pick me up from school multiple times

I just passed the CompTIA Security+! I now have the CompTIA Trifecta complete!

I've changed your name. Your name from now on is "Local Bakery." This is how you will sign your checks from now on.

Hate to think in terms of grind set unironically or optimization culture but it is tempting when my time has been getting more and more limited these days. Spent an hour or so making some tofu patties yesterday so these days I can spend less time getting lunch ready and heading to the gym when I can in the afternoon. I also got a solid 40 minutes to myself when commuting better spent on listening to theory instead of belting out warbles to my fav or songs. I remember taking the bargain of healthy eating, fasting and gym for a longer life and part of me wants to enjoy it by doing nothing but nothing is ever guaranteed so I need to make the most of my time hence why I been thinking about this.

for opsec, fabricate details about your personal life and activities, e.g. lie about dates, locations and times

Hey so I went to this thing next week

Fell over a chair and hit the side of it pretty hard, got some pain going but I think I'm fine. One of the chair arm guards is broke though. Not a fan of being clumsy but at least I don't feel anything broken in me

Kill Whitey

They just found a dwarf planet that kills the planet nine hypothesis

Next week on Jubilee, Liz Franczak vs 20 Rationalists

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti dinners in one day.

My hair has grown out to the point that when combined with being dyed platinum blond and summer poofiness makes me look pretty much just like my profile picture and I kinda wanna stick it out for that reason

Star Trek and Shakespeare convention: Live Long and Prospero

Guess I’ll stock up on beans

Asking deepseek how I can save gas when driving and one of the advance tips was tailgating a semi, yeah no ain't doing that. It did warn it was dangerous tbf but still