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this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
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The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
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The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
you now have tourette's and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
Your downside is also Autism
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The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
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