Americans: No.
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If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
Furnitr
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
A flower?
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
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Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
Hey nerds! Why don't you fuck?!
- Gringo abe （2025）
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
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fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex
We had three, and they all hate you.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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Bold advice from a couch-fucker
but most people are on tinder to get off
I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
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