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JD Vance to Americans: Get Off Tinder and Have a Baby (gizmodo.com)

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The vice president has some advice for young Americans.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.

Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

You're pregnant? OK. Good.

How far along are you? OK. Good.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eww

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.