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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's ironic because the tradition in Europe is to aggressively head toward the Polish boarder.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're aggressively moonwalking towards Poland

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by.

A smooth blitzkrieg.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Uhm... Poland... that... those signs were for the toilets mates. I mean, fair mistake, but what did you put on the restroom doors then?

Edit: they're not like that. Warsaw. Dec 2022.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Depends if you have the runs.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah we don't use those signs for crosswalks so someone made it up and you people gobbled it like a pelican

[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I love being a pelican

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was coming back to say that. I've been in Warsaw, and in the back of my head I had the thought that this would have struck me as weird so I would've noticed. So I went through the few pictures and videos I took and saw this:

Picture of a walking pedestrian sing.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah that's just stairs. In Poland the crosswalk sign is a black figure, going left, on a white triangle that's on a blue square sign. The only place where anything close to the figure would be present is pedestrian red "don't walk" signals, with the green being a dude walking.

Edit: the "WC" sign under it says toilets, not the stairs

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Alright so you did put the signs the other way around!! No lol I think the post says the pedestrian pictogram that then is represented in many signs (ay least here) not just to the crosswalk one in particular, so I thought it applied here. My memory is very fuzzy but this could be an underpass that happened to have toilets as well.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The closest I could find are these signs for "No pedestrians," which still don't look like the bathroom one:

[–] lime@feddit.nu 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

sweden has two different signs:

also, the guy has a name which translates to "mr. walkman", which in swedish sounds like "here is where one should walk"

[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Här går man, Herr Gårmann." as in "Hier geht man, Herr Gehmann."?

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] OfficeMonkey@lemmy.today 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(East) Berlin would dispute the example for Deutschland. Ampelmann is an icon.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Straight from a Tex Avery episode!

[–] Ajel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lies. That is the old Finnish one. New one is this

[–] needanke@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Finland got slow?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

or they are all moonwalking towards Poland

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In some Dutch cities they mix in some ladies. You can tell they're ladies because they have a skirt and a ponytail. So it's still stereotypical but at least they're trying I guess.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That sounds like its making it worse. There is no reason to assume the pedestrian sign's gender. No one is stoping anyone from calling it the 'little green girl'

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Norwegian ped looks nonchalant as fuck. Obv the Italian is pure struttin.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Turkiye is approaching Poland, menacingly.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

It's interesting to me that only Britain, Rusland and some former Soviet union countries move to the right

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i think you mean Turkey?

EDIT: on closer inspection there are quite a few countries going toward Poland but none of them are Ukraine

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

no it was just a dumb war refuge joke

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

French guy looks exactly like Tintin. Oddly enough, Belgian guy doesn't.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

They did NOT take the Wock to Poland

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The British are walking towards Poland

[–] SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

We're going to Amsterdam for drugs