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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

"Looks like you lost your sim tray ejector"

[–] Ksin@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Raz keeps track of mine

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I have like four or five of these.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

My kit:

I generally prefer the clear toothpick - easier to hold, came with a designer cupcake once (and I keep the flag on it because it's otherwise easy to lose a clear toothpick), generally better if the button is deeply recessed.

The paperclip phone tool is kept on the keychain between the USB micro card reader and the wallet sized SD card holder

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 7 points 20 hours ago

I have the whole box. Because you know, it might be needed sometime :P

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I bought a bag of 20, stash them all over the place.

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I am the distributor of cell phones where I work. I have a box of these. They’re also useful to reset UniFi and other networking equipment.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I keep one in my wallet along with a safety pin, hairpin, hair tie, and a twist key from an old fashioned roll top anchovy tin.

Any one of these things have come in handy a surprising number of times.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 5 points 20 hours ago

Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

tied it around my keychain because SIMs are still much more handy than esim. Phone service where I live charge a fuck ton of money everytime you re register with the QR.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

tied it around my keychain

How often do you change sim (asking for a friend)

[–] recall519@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

I have a key holder with a fabric holder above it for random things. Like my checkbook for paying the gardeners, the mailbox keys, and this doodad is leftover from when I used to have a rechargeable front door camera doorbell.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I still have the box for my phone with the SIM remover still in it lol

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

Yep, used it immediately to put the sim card in and then put it back in the box.

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

I have one sitting on my fireplace mantle in a little dish. It's there to pop our Arlo doorbell off when it needs to come inside to charge.

[–] MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Multiple ones.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I have one in my wallet and one on my keychain.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Yeah. I have a Nintendo DS game box (still with the original game) where I keep such tiny things. Including various SD card adapters.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

I used to work for a cell phone "fixer" place. The quotations are because the hardware and software on iPhones is so locked down. Usually we would get iPhones that broke in a way that was out of warranty. Their warranty sucks. You will pay for your iPhone until it dies. Then you will pay for a new one. Android based devices followed suit. Neither had this problem starting out.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I taped mine inside the cell phone case.

[–] kassiopaea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's honestly brilliant.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh. Thanks. That made me feel good. Don't hear that often.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

The ones I have seen most recently are so thin and flimsy that they are worse at the job than a paperclip.

I usually find my thinnest allen wrench and use that.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In an electronics tool kit.

Mostly because the only time recall using that specific tool was when I got my Pixel 8, and that was shortly after release, so its been a minute.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

oof yeah wow they're on what, the pixel 9 now? That was ages ago.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

I use it as an embroidery tool instead.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I got two ifixit kits and that's all I need, even though I stopped repairing the phone and just trade in every three years.

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I have one in my wallet - just in case someone wants to steal my phone and I somehow have time to remove my SIM and SD before they take it.. optimistic I know

[–] kworpy@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

It's the tool that you use to open the SD/sim card slot on phones.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I need them for work so I got a fancy keychain one

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

A paperclip works fine.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Somewhere, yes..

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Just keep it in the box the phone came in with all the warranty documentation. I've never lost one of these

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh I for sure still have at least 10. But finding them when I need them is a whole other story

[–] jaykrown@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago
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