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[–] mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

load-bearing drywall

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Now that's a blast from the past

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Somehow Palpatine returned

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Removed by moderator"

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Baby shoes unused.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago

^the^ ^original^
For sale: baby

^and^ ^the^ ^sequel^
Shoes, never worn.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Not without incident"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good dog, stay.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Mayday mayday nevermind.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

  • Biopsy is positive.

  • You've had enough.

  • Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

  • Live action remake.
[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So died Democracy.

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[–] modeler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I trusted you.

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No lube wank

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

stand up meeting

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[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump elected president.

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[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dead. The end.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry... I farted.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

she bit it :(

[–] briever@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Trump wins again.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Billionaires Ruin Space

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aka The Expanse

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.

Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Don't push the--

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?

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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Mission Commander Bezos

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oops I survived

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hate rules America.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fascist still breathing

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Never fly again.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

The shuttle exploded.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

not this again

[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time to go.

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[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Spicy food! Crap.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I have herpes

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Wedding after war

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

He was re-elected.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

did it blow up again?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This isn't normal

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