Real honestly. Fuck US education and fuck the pay teachers get handed as a "livable" wage. There is an education drought. It's insane it's now a crime to text your mother what you want for dinner.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️
Cell of Theseus
I want to see the answers on the right.
Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.
From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.
Should have run the responses by the staff member nobody likes to play against on board game night.
Better response than the teacher's:
Points for trying, but your series of questions are irrelevant non sequiturs.
Phones are banned, not just your, or any other particular physically manifested instance of the sublime, intangible, transcendent ideal of 'a phone'.
The teachers answer is perfect. If the phone has the same number then it's the same phone. If it has a different number then it's going to be a pain for the student to update all his contacts "new phone, who dis"
So my phone is still the same phone as when I had a flip phone in the 2000s?
You could change SIM and keep discord contacts, could also use WhatsApp still by getting the confirmation SMS on another phone.
- SMS and classic calls are dying. Things moved to Discord, Instagram, Snapchat, or whatever else for the most part
- Burner SIM, or better yet, burner eSIM. Maybe VoIP would suffice.
And the original SIM could still be used in some cheap older phone.
Although it seems everything in the US is a plan, meaning monthly payments. But perhaps I haven't looked far enough.
You can get phones here for like £5, what kind of plan would that even be?
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I know that tone of "Let's talk."
Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.
now what's with the big red splodge?
My CSI handwavium zoom/enhance tool didn't come with an eraser, unfortunately.
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What is your favorite brand of air fryer? It has come to my attention that air fryer's brought to school may be liable for confiscation. Regardless, how are you doing on this fine October morning?
Not sure where this obsession with air fryers has come from.
It is March....
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Yeees wtf. Why are they cut off
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I often forget that while young people aren't usually too wise to the ways of the world, that doesn't mean they're not fucking smart!
Woke to this reading a senior (high school) paper of mine 35-years later. Figured it would be childish. Holy shit! I wrote that at 17?!
Now if I could get the brain plasticity back and tack on the wisdom, I'd be a beast brain. :(
Best we can do is plastic in the brain. Take it or leave it
I feel like my brain actively degenerated after my teen years
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Banning phone and not gun is wild
Wait until you find out what they do with books.
Can you burn a gun?
If you do, better hope it's not loaded.
Guns are banned in most schools
I mean, I'm pretty sure guns are banned.
For now...
(I don't think that law passed allowing teachers to carry, but just a matter of time before they try again)
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The whole FAQ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rTAVSRU60ScQnQADF2WRAPKQFWRfYxM1B-mZCC1B_SA/mobilebasic
Some of them are pretty funny
Who needs phones when we have air fryers…
Also, it feels like "admin" doesn't necessarily agree with the new policy.
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I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.
Eh, not if you’re already rich. gestures broadly to the wealthy that do so and suffer no consequence
~~So dance, fucker, dance.~~
Thats the wrong song, uh? Jay commited suicide?
"So dance fucker dance" is You're gonna go far, kid.
"Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD'd and died)" is The kids aren't alright.
Both Offspring, tho.
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