YOU'RE A SUPERSTAH
AT THE GAY BAH
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Waiting for the "I'm so hung over" post from the same user
ketamine has no hangover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my tummy does hurt though, from nothing but pizza and ice cream, and from staying up too late 
ketamine has no hangover
Oh, you sweet, young, naive child
yeah when i used to use it a lot i would end up getting a severe dopamine hangover the next day. not nearly as bad as the drink though
I LOVE NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES
Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude
The fonk (feminizing bonk)
Please God…someone do this to me.
Me next 
you don't have to be
our cis het dude friends come with us!!! just make friends with queer people!!! in fact you should be offering to escort as many trans friends/comrades as you can so they can have a safe fun night out. learn to throw a punch and look intimidating and be the cis het body guard of the group, (literally walk every single person to thier cars, especially your trans friends, even queer spaces can be dangerous) its an important part of the ecosystem and after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while.
after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while
The pipeline
SEVEN...... DAYS.......
The moment you become a leftist, a countdown starts in your biological clock and cis... het? One of these won't survive. Often, it's both.
Jokes aside, the English speaking online left is not unlikely to be majority trans, and it's almost certainly majority LGBT+
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(The implication I was going for was "your egg will hatch in...")
Ok, just making sure we're on the same page.
Was there another reading that seemed likely?
I'm assuming you're making a joke that you can't enjoy gay clubs. But if you do honestly feel this way...
You don't have to.
You were born male, maybe, but being cishet is a daily choice
You can change that :3
Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude
Me, just a few months before coming out as trans
I LOVE WEED
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Disengage.
Hell yeah, love, go on and celebrate! 
i love gay but i hate clubs