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My lemon harvest
(aussie.zone)
This is unsettling in ways I don't understand
Those are clearly oranges. You can tell by the color.
I'd always thought oranges were supposed to be red.
No, those are reds.
stares at an apple
The way my body tried to back away from seeing this image, then the calm after seeing it was just vegetables all along ๐ฎโ๐จ
I, for a second, thought I saw something disturbing.
JAIL! JAIL FOR A BILLION YEARS!
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
This will never fool the whores
He even got the color correction right...
You should throw a party to celebrate
I will! I know these three guys who are super friendly, I'm sure they'll be excited to taste my crop.
oh my gourd
Can't go tits up! Gourd luck!
Would someone kindly explain what is going over my head right now
lemon
lemon
Maybe because from a thumbnail it looks like human flesh?
You really don't want to know.
pretty sure those are carrots but ok
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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