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I asked a random adult and I think that also counts
Hi,
Civility from Hexbear.net here, thanks for your time.
I have three questions:
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How did you get your start as an internet user?
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What's the most internet you've ever used in one day?
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What advice would you give all the aspiring young internet users on hexbear.net?
you're so polite, it's really an inspiration to the rest of us about the value of... you
if only landlords and tenants could be nice to each other like this
🥰
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I just believed in myself and never gave up
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I think about 14 grams
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Don't use the Internet for hentai. It's bad.
who is your daddy and what does he do
My dad has taken a hand to carving a canoe in the garage. It's pretty cool
[this deleted joke was funnier in my head]
?
Who is this handsome lil fella
you know how some people take the air out of the room? this lil fella puts air into the room
Just like me, except with farts
A friend to all and champion of the weak
So a cult leader
have you also visited this website?
You have betrayed my trust
it was either that or a rickroll, and i went with the better option.
Imagine using mal
Is there an alternative?
anilist.co
What are the good websites I may not know of?
I use, like, three.
I hear there’s more
I quite enjoy one called hexbear
Is that some kind of gay polycule thing?
That’s so gay lmao
Sounds gay as fuck
are you planning on putting a tariff on these sites you have a trade imbalance with?
I'm gonna go to their houses and do a real life ddos
I hear Internet users worship Satan. Is this true?
No no we worship satin
I'm also curious about this. I heard some of them worship the Great Satan even.
I have heard about harmful beings called graymers living on the internet who are called chugs for chugging venomous green liquid that enhances. I have heard that they will hurt anyone awake on the internet by circling and spitting face melting icky liquid on them. How could you protect yourself from these beings? Please stay safe
what's the least website you use?
there's apparently a website that summons a bird to shit on your head, so I don't use that one
why
Outside is scary
Valid
You can't just make these bold claims without providing proof. We're really supposed to believe you're an internet user on your word alone?
i'm friends with Myspace Tom
I'm actually a bit of an internet using hobbyist myself. How do you deal with all the people who actually don't thank/recognise us for the services we provide to the community, and instead say mean things?
no one has ever said anything mean about me
Well you smell then
I exude a pleasant aroma