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Beware of accounts promoting division between millennials & Gen Z. They’re trying to prevent a powerful political alliance.

Millennials be like: Let's feed into generational hate we learned from the boomers.

GenZ here like, those things sound great but they also cost money.

I don't want a fucken culture war between the generations like what happened with baby boomers. Gen X forward are all fine by me, live your life, be conscientious of other people and where they're at in life, and for shits sakes lets be open to changing our societies based on different generational challenges. The generational wars were always stoked by cynical conservative bread and circuses propaganda, fuck em, stop paying them attention.

Key point here: Millennials still make an effort to hang out, outside of the internet. Hoo boy that birth rate is really going to plummet. Lets see how well the capitalist's infinite growth system works when the next 3 generations are smaller then each other. How does retirement work for the proles?

Not drinking is actually a very good life decision.

Old millennial here. Want to drink at home by yourself while I drink at home by myself?

zoomers don't leave the house because the world is currently on fire

I feel called out, somehow by both.

yes i do want to do the escape room axe throwing thing

The Gen Z bit is accurate, at least for current college students. I'm amazed at how little they do, how few relationships they have, etc. I actually feel quite bad for them.

Dang, am I a Gen Z now?

Meanwhile me, who is lonely to tears, yet drinks alone and consumes brainrot content at the same time while crying:

Other millennials go out??

Y'know what? There are people in every generation causing clichés and also enough people ranting about others clichés. As long as it's in good humour, that's fine.

Suddenly realizes no one under 30 goes to the bars he goes to

Holy shit. I never thought about it, really.

I don't go anywhere exclusive or special, really. They're just not fucking there. 😯

TIL I'm a zoomer. Sheesh skibbidi rizz Ohio

Skip the alcohol and go to a modern laser tag arena with friends. Insanely fun. They somehow got the Halo 2/3 announcer over a massive intercom system, and they have similar games. Feels like a match from when we were kids!

When the fuck did my 40 year old ass become a zoomer?

I don’t drink because I don’t wanna, and I don’t leave the house often because everything is too expensive. Home is nice and I have everything I need here. I’m basically a mid-40s zoomer I guess.

Does that not sound fun?