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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

moving switch 2 production to the mainland USA like the Soviets moving their heavy industry east of the Urals.

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 0 points 15 hours ago

The more I read from average hogs and libs, the more I come to sympathize with bordiga-despair on the "Democratic Principle"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Creating industrial capacity is just like vibeo gane, where you click the picture of the factory in the menu and click the spot on the map where you want it, and it just magically appears in 30 seconds

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah but when you have a liberal capitalist government you can't click the button, you have to wait for the porky pops to build up enough wealth so they can click the button for you. but if they don't have access to imported wine and nice furniture, they might never click the button

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

You just need to create weird workaround laws to give them enough tax incentives, give them the soil as a gift, and maybe even a direct cash transfusion, and then they MAY build a factory someday on THEIR conditions to produce whatever THEY deem profitable.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All Trump needs to do is to have the barracks produce 1 singular Engineer and send it to China's Construction Yard which will instantly convert it. Then he will have 2 construction yards, and will be able to mix Kirov Airships and Apocalypse Tanks in with his Prism Tanks and SEALs.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Folks, the USSR has this beautiful thing... it is a ship but in the air. How stupid are we that we aren't making them. They call it Kiiirooooov. We love Kirroooov.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you don't get it. trump has access to console through jesus he just types fastbuild and boom you get level 50 motor industries in bumfuck Arizona.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

but woe betide him if he instead types instabuild and unpauses the world because we will truly be in the new Chinese Millennium

The greatest OPERATION CWAL folks, more and more people are saying it a-little-trolling

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure trump is not clicking the factory button

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Funnily enough, Biden actually clicked the factory button, it’s just gonna take 10+ more years, the right conditions, and a little luck for the chance they even get up and running

It’s easy! Just zone industrial bro!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It genuinely baffles me how many people give complicated questions to glorified autocomplete machines.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got into an argument with someone online that devolved into the DeAtH tOlL oF cOmMuNiSm and the person I was arguing against was literally posting screenshots of the responses to my points from one of these things. Of course, it was using numbers I've only seen from the blaaack booook and trying to explain to them that the source the model was pulling from is debunked was akin to screaming into a void.

It's a glimpse into a real dismal future where people look to these things and take their response as truth. Ripe for manipulation. k-pain

Quick, somebody implement a chatbot in ~~Borland~~ Embarcadero Delphi running its backend on OracleDB! We gotta get full circle!

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I have to do everything in my power to stop making tech companies force AI chatbots on me…it’s honestly mind-boggling people actually seek them out to think on their behalf.

The woke liberal media doesn't want you to know this, but the United States has vast untapped natural reserves of NVIDIA Tengra processors buried in the ground in Nevada. The liberals want us to ignore them and import Taiwanese Tengra ore instead!

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These idiots just think you open one office and suddenly all manufacturing just happens there.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago

Step 1: Buy a building somewhere cheap, like Wyoming

Step 2: Hire some interns

Step 3: Tell interns to build you a Switch 2

Step 4: Fire the interns that say "we don't know how to do this we're $70,000 in debt and fresh out of college" or "we have no equipment or materials to make a sandwich, let alone a microprocessor, this is just an abandoned asbestos factory/fat rendering plant"

Step 5: ?

Step 6: $299 Switch 2 consoles, baby!

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 46 points 2 days ago

even if they did, where does he think the materials for said parts come from? bloody morons

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

Oh god they're stupid

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

When you're tapped in the head but you gotta get your treats first