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A doctor and a deaf man (feddit.org)
submitted 1 year ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 87 points 1 year ago (4 children)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 4 points 1 year ago

Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

that or insurance companies

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what ?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's deaf

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what ?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🙌👏👊🫰🤌👈🫵

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”

[–] cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

👌👍🙏

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Depends. Is his name Luigi?

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.

please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine's Day... unless they're into that.

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I've had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.

Thanks you for your work

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Who doesn't want a gift of an apple or a rose?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 1 year ago

ha

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the deaf man's profession?

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago

He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He's a deaf leopard.

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You don't get it. The other guy name is Doctor.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. 💕

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.

[–] genfood@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I luled

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, you're wrong.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.