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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

--Argonaut Octopus, probably.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha I got you, I was gonna post something similar if no one else had.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

🎶Watch him as he goes. 🎵

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

a timeless classic!

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

"Damn, I could really use a penis now"

-the female octopus, probably

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We dont need no masurbation.

[–] erictile@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We don't need no birth control.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

🎶detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?"

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here, this things been pissing me off.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It's got the balls, don't squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really... I can get another one so you can have this one.. ok bye

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a reference to The Wall?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't need no education.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

We don't need no ~~education~~ erection.

There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yeetin meat is neat