Oh shit they’re giving the dog to 
Why else would Biden have him in the cabinet?
I forgot the other meaning of cabinet and pictured a little Pete Buttigieg curled up in some oval office furniture.
chewing on Internet cables
obama and pete bout to be eatin' good!
Biden should have to behead it. The man who gives the sentence should swing the sword. This is northern justice
I'm convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.
each attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo'd his way through
Dodging bullets by old-people bumbling and falling, but in slow motion like the Matrix. 
Secret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.
The third one is gonna have a name like "Brigadier" and it's gonna bite every secret service agent twice.
Every time they go up a rank, their power level increases.
Let slip the dogs of war
I look forward to hearing about Biden's next dog, Colonel, continuing the campaign against the ss
Battleship, the next Biden dog, will be even more powerful and will send even more SS agents to the shadow realm
RIP to a real comrade
Poor dog 
He only bit people who deserved it
A timeless classic returns!
“Next steps”
It’s fine, they’re just taking him to a farm where he can bite whoever he wants and live out the rest of his days.
Utterly convinced that those dogs have prevented dozens of different assassination attempts.
Didnt they already did this tho like a while ago when he attacked some other secret service members? they are just going to bring him back again and he is going to attack ss members again
Nope, you're confusing the current Secret-Service-biting dog named Commander with the Biden's previous Secret-Service-biting dog named Major.
From Wikipedia about the last dog:
"Major is not the first presidential dog to have biting incidents. In separate incidents, Franklin D. Roosevelt's dog Major (who was also a German Shepherd) bit United States Senator Hattie Wyatt Caraway, and attacked Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Ramsay MacDonald, tearing MacDonald's pants off. Theodore Roosevelt's bull terrier Pete bit numerous people, even tearing the pants off of ambassador of France to the United States Jean Jules Jusserand."
lmfao, uncritical support to presidential dogs 
Do dogs have a natural anti-nonce instinct?
This is the second time this happened lmao
It’s the same dog with a fake mustache
Next dog will be wearing the Groucho Marx novelty glasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
he did everything right and they fired him
I made a perfect bite and they fired me!
he feels threatened by mayor pete and establishing dominance by sending more dogs to the great farm in the sky
Commander, meet at the extraction point and we'll give you the FOXDIE cure
officer involved retirement
One thing I haven't seen anyone say yet - if you're gonna give your dog a military rank as their name, at least have something fun after it. Like Major Fluffybottom or something at least, goddamn
Commander Bidet
Isn't this the second time he's been removed
Different dog, same problem. Someone was pointing out that the white house, with people constantly coming and going, the owner always busy or absent, no clear boundaries or territory, and full of people who don't want a dog around is likely the worst place for a gsd to be.
Psychopaths raise psychopathic dogs
It is extremely cool to bite Secret Service agents and I will not take this Commander slander (lol it rhymes).
In my zeal to tear down Biden I have slandered a hero.
Only one Commander belongs in the White House and it is not the Commander in Chief.
o7 o7 o7 Gone but not forgotten.
the people were terminators
mayo Pete keeping a watchful eye on the situation
OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
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