This has no right to be this funny
The most unsettling shit I've ever seen jfc
So the US government also decided to publicize their alien?
nonono, he was human at some point. hes a black magic shapeshifter that the US government uses for their evil misdeeds and comical mischief
Pro gamer move: any time someone gives you shit for thinking cryptids may be real, just show them pictures of Mark Zuckerberg until they shut up
Imagine he stands beside your bed in the night and stares at you Like this.
no i don’t think i wi- it’s all i can see when i close my eyes
no longer human, a wonderful type of (body?) horror
Man looks like a Jimmy Neutron character
No way y'all didn't stretch out his face
whispers Ratmaaaa
he looks ai generated 💀
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