Folks have forgotten to always set your stupid claims out like 25 years. Another art that has degraded.
The Mayans had it right.
(dipshits misrepresenting mesoamerican cyclic calendars) got it right
That's the joke.
I was in a hardware store when it happened. I heard some chaos coming from the greenhouse and cleaning supplies section, but luckily I was with the other men down at the lumber aisle and no one there turned.
WTF is a Margbar virus? Is that what you call it when you get COVID after drinking at a Margaritaville?
Yeah, I got that Marg Bar Amrika fever 
Well, my phone did make a lot of squawking yesterday, and I kinda do like the sound of brains for dinner today, but I don't feel like James Marsden. 🤷 inconclusive.
it totally happened. all I can think about is being gay with my dad.
I was thinking about that for years before the alert, but now there's a sense of urgency.
Tell me about your dad 
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This post has been fact checked by real American patriots.
TRUE!
Yea I'm a zombie now. It's not too bad though.
Same. Not much of change honestly
Ever since the phone alert I haven't been able to stop buying booba puzzle hentai games on Steam.
No I feel fine.
Totally. Since then I can taste noises and understand geese-language (but only females) and a bit of dolphin.
Brains! Feed me brains!!
Gb brrnnnnnnnn plx
What a pack of dipshits! I wish there was an alert that would activate their brains.
We all have the Marg Bar virus 
Yes
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