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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 days ago

I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.

[–] JoshuaBrusque@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 10 points 3 days ago

I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Just go hume...