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Damn. They got me. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 122 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I CAN FIX HER!

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 81 points 10 months ago

SHE CAN BREAK ME!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

There's nothing to fix! Just take me.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

I could, but whatever's wrong with her is way hotter tbh

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

Same honestly.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clussy got me acting up

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Octokuro. Look her up. She did an IT cosplay

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Raw. Next question.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me too buddy. Me too.

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Y'all ever see Wicked City?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Because of the spider demon chick, right?

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am afraid talking to women. My safety is in check ^^

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just look at your shoes, and dont make eye contact, and you'll be fine

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about the brown eye

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I can't help you if you are into brown eyed girls. You're on your own.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ehh, if you gotta go, go out with a bang

[–] M137@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go out while banging*

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 17 points 10 months ago

Praying mantis entered the chat

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go home Lemmy, you're horny

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Bonk!

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If this lures you in, you're too old for Pennywise.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone read the book.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

But The Dark Tower confirms there's more things like Pennywise.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

why isnt there porn with this level of fantastic?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sweat+makeup/body paint=bad time

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (5 children)

So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let's go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Hey, you got fucked 3 different ways!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Two weeks later still finding sand in the most insane places.

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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a clown video with Lexi Belle that gets pretty close.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Octokuro did an IT cosplay too.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 17 points 10 months ago

Source: Jinxie

Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/itsJinxie/status/1017746505975910401

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 10 months ago

Would

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago

I swear the head was worth my soul

[–] trevor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think she could probably lure me into her hole.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This is a perfect album cover for Marcy Playground

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[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Oh shit I dead

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I have a ~~soft~~ hard spot for crazy girls.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's how Freddy got Joey in Nightmare on Elm Street 4.

And 3.

Joey was hormonal.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Me when I see the crazy clown lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

I promise it's worth it

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Nope. I hate all clowns equally. Nightmare fuel.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bonk!

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm dead.

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