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[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

From: Dad

Subject: FW FW fw fw FW fw fw SO TRUE!!!.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I believe you misunderstood. It's likely that this is the kind of bar to which they were referring:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good thing Rudy Giuliani was disbarred, then! He's the LAST creature you'd want turning up in your shower!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He comes out of the drain.

I don't know why you got a downvote. That was some John Carpenter level horror right there.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? Clearly they meant a pull up bar so they can keep working on their mobility and back strength in the shower.

I would unironically like a pull-up bar in my shower if I had the ceiling height for it. Dangerous? Sure. But where would we be as a society if we let risk aversion take control?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just take a shot and don't worry about it

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Poor choice of alcohol. I'd rather slip, fall and break my back than having to drink Jack Daniel's.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Like anyone can afford to talk to a doctor any more.