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like 10 times better than the morning stretch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Especially so with this one.

However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... please elaborate

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you'd* better not

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh, you better do!!

But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
(And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.

Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I too am over 30.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

[–] SanPe_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My god 🤣

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.