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[–] Alice@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

I could turn a lil profit off the gravel, surely.

[–] Hastur@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Looking 10 hours younger would go crazy as an autopsy thing in a murder mystery

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who defines what is a toaster? Could the whole universe be considered one since it heats up bread? Yes, it does some other stuff in the process but so do some other toasters.

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think 3 is the most useful. You can use it to reach things just out of your height range and maybe as a party trick. I'm sure there are other uses for it too, given enough time I could probably think of some other uses too.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

There's no mention of a cool down. You can repeat it as soon as you've fully materialised at the first 7–inch destination. Assuming teleportation is immediate, and there's no refractory period, the distance limit is effectively meaningless.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

for me 🤔it's a toss up between 1 and 2.

1 can lead me to pearls = money 2 I can create a gravel for sale business = money.

I guess I choose 1 just to communicate with something weird. 2 is the easier one.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because you can communicate with them doesn't mean they want to talk to you.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

you don't know if I'm into that sort of thing.

[–] kspatlas@kbin.earth 5 points 1 year ago

toaster control, if there's no limits I can fire toast as fast as a bullet

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How often can you teleport?

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago
  1. and scan the sam artists with their cups back!
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Control the toaster in a smart home that's connected to the system and hack into the security system to kill the inhabitants and hand over the building to homeless and mutual aid organizations #eattherich

Teleport 7in away, un governable

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Wait did you just take all of them?

[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"What is the meaning of toaster?" Is a powerful question. Either able to push buttons and push levers down if the intent is toasting bread, or making a heat coil glow with the intent of cooking bread. Either way, the nuclear industry would be ratically altered. Theres also just a industrial toast factory secretly sponsored by big "nuclear" deticated to making, shipping and toasting bread as slowly as possable. With propaganda for toast simmar to "Got Milk?"

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Free Mike Gravel for life!

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