this should've been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
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Yeah. Maybe just don't use pictures of kids AT ALL.
Small edit: since elon is an immigrant-hating immigrant, you should probably refer to the kids as "anchor babies"
The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.
absolute power (& wealth) corrupts absolutely
Wealth cannot be detangled from power, so yeah, this is dead on.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires, we cannot have both
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Don't forget muskrat's own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.
That's some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.
Traditional.
Southern.
Values.
What? I'm glad I don't know about all that shit. Makes for a good surprising meme when I browse lemmy.
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I suddenly realize the reasons why a whole tsar family was killed.
I know why they did it, because it was the only way to ensure that the tsar dynasty wasn't reinstalled... But killing innocent kids will never sit right with me.
Its not like with Trump where his kids are actually problems themselves. I suspect that some of the younger ones will probably want to disown him too, especially the ones that he's called stupid names.
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don't tell me the names are real. I know about the X AE kid but the others, seriously? This is the dumbest possible timeline
Some of them seem rather sane, but 7 onwards is a shit show.
that's because grimes is also dumb as a rock. so is anyone who willingly marries an unfuckable troglodyte
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What kind of mother lets him set those names? Even without knowing who the father is they are going to get bullied at school...
Grimes.
The kind of mother willing to have a kid with Muskrat
One who will do whatever Musk wants for a couple million
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That idiot should be neutered. He's contaminating the gene pool
yeah but those women also actively engaged in a relationship with the Worlds Biggest Asshole to the point of having a children with The Worlds Biggest Asshole—good road map for initial big sharp drop rig contraption testers; just sayin.
actually almost all of his "children"are done through IVF/surrogacy, he has a fetish with breeding so its like incubators for him
This grosses me out the most. He isn't even having romantic relationships with the mothers where a spell of passion ends up with children. No, in a few cases, he literal went up to his own employees offering to pay them to be single mothers for his own demonic ego.
Wow, I didn't think it was going to be possible for me to have less respect for, or more grossed by, the guy doing Nazi salutes on tv... but yet, here we are. These people are so fucking weird...
He's a gross perversion of eugenics, he's quite obsessed with it. I always point out that's he's the alien in the second species movie. The alien infected human and wanted to fill the earth with his progeny
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I don't know much about billionaires, so I just kind of assumed that they had kids with, like, royalty or business family heiresses or A-list actresses. Not with their employees and/or whoever is left at the cocktail party after the A-listers have gone.
Funny thing is I think a lot of these babies were by surrogacy and in vitro fertilization, I don't think there was actually a lot of sex going on with any of these women.
That's what I read, I could be wrong
It’s probably why he has lots of kids to compensate for something. Probably to signal that he has sex when he really hasn’t. Ketamine abuse can cause erectile dysfunction and I bet his sperm is immotile
I would bet my eyes that he firmly believes in the superiority of his sperm. Eugenics is on par for nazis
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Real pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.
Imma be really shallow for a minute
But for a billionaire who had all his children artificially, he totally could have paid way hotter women to act like his wife and pretend that it is not about the money.
I'd think for a man that could buy almost anything, the most valuable things are what you can't get with money.
But that assumes there's any humanity left in that asshole
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They all were conceived at cochella.
I read that techno mechanicus is 2 years old. And after him he had another 4 kids???? All with surrogate mothers I'm guessing?
Should have an hours spent with kids timer
Too easy: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...
I'm all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn't have put any of the children's picture in there and left them all as shadows.
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