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[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (7 children)

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mixing the pellets and wet food is what boyfriends crave.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But only do it on special events. Otherwise it won't go back to regular food.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

We call it a "high value treat"

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Feed me something healthy so I don't die at 40

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