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so we can safely assume mossad is drawing up the plans as i type this, yes?

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[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's almost as if he's begging mossad

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was my first thought as well. Iran has no reason to assassinate him, none. But now that he’s saying this, the one country that desperately wants the US to attack Iran has every reason to assassinate him and frame the Iranians.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Iran has no reason to assassinate him,

Soleimani?

[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Iran acts very rationally. They already got their revenge and said that was an end to that.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

You can't airstrike spongebob or spiderman

[–] edge@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Pure revenge is not a good reason. It doesn’t help them in any way.

[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

this idiot didn't think about this. The odds of Trump getting killed by the feds or Israel seems pretty damn high right now.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wonder if one of the zionists in his orbit set this up purposefully as a gambit, the man does repeat almost anything he hears

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

The dude is going to choke on a McFish and spark a nuclear winter.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My guy, a groyper white boy school shooter and a gen-x ukranazi reddit lib got closer to killing you than Iran ever did.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, why would anyone in a decisionmaking role in the Iranian government ever want to assassinate Trump? They share a common goal, the end of the United States' ability to project power abroad. The only difference is he doesn't know he's doing it.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Maybe they're poking the hornet's nest

"No, stop bro. Hey you better stop those tariffs on Canada! We will not stand for this!"

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a groyper white boy school shooter

redundancy olympics

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
a groyper white boy school shooter

redundancy olympics

This is why we need DOGE: a department to efficiently eliminate government departmental inefficiency, efficiently govern, and then leave an effective department in government to efficiently govern the other departments.

....

PART 2: EFFICIENCY BOOGALOO

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

odds are more in favour of another Ukronut assassination attempt, when Trump forces Ukraine to accept an unfavorable peace treaty.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or a CIA dude who’s pissed his funds for overthrowing Georgia or Serbia just dried up

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 year ago

Lmao, ok. Thanks for that fully unprompted information, Mr. President, sir.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

And what if it's an attempted but failed assassination in which the assassin conveniently gets away and disappears?

This is so unprompted it seems suspicious.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

With the history of assassination attempts against, he should have the US as his prime target for obliteration.

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Fuck me, it could actually be a genius move to force Iran to cover his ass if he's discovered that Mossad was already planning to whack him (which could be completely plausible IMO).

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Iran is too stoked watching Trump cook to even be contemplating killing him.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

why didn't he sink TERF island in his first term after that british guy tried to assassinate him? :(

Why would Iran even want to assassinate Trump? You don't hamper your enemy when they are making mistakes.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

TRUMP'S DEAD HAND (2026)

Tagline: If you shoot at the king - you're f*cked.

Doomsday machine | Nuclear Deterrence & Cold War History | Britannica

A doomsday machine [is a] hypothetical device that would automatically trigger the nuclear destruction of an aggressor country or the extinction of all life on Earth in the event of a nuclear attack on the country maintaining the device.

[...]

In 1993 a respected U.S. expert on the Russian military asserted in an interview that the Soviet Union had developed a type of doomsday machine in the early 1980s and that the device was still operative in Russia. The automated system, known as the Dead Hand, was allegedly designed to launch nuclear missiles at U.S. targets if it detected a nuclear attack on Moscow and if communications links with top military commanders were cut (indicating that the commanders had been killed)

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Iraaaaaan, Iran so far awaaaaay